*sends you nudes but only as a friend*
I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
fun fact did you know that extroverts cannot read they can only party. and annoy intelligent and deep introverts with their shallow party talk. this is a true fact. i am a scientist. science.
as extrovert i confirm this. but only because i was read this by my introvert friend who is also typing for me while i dictate my words over the phone from this hella wild party
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture