follovved:

buttlicked:

follovved:

buttlicked:

follovved:

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

LIL OLE’ LADY

LIL OLE’ LADY WHO

I DIDNT KNOW U COULD YODEL

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

dearnonacepeople:

Some are born great,
some achieve greatness,
And some have greatness given to them through systematic inequality

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

diarycrux:

"I find it funny how all these girls are watching the World Cup but don’t know a single position other than goalie lol"

that’s funny because your girl told me you don’t know a single position other than missionary so sit the fuck down and shut your dipshit mouth

1ocus:

peent:

abrotion:

abrotion:

abrotion:

do u really think i give a fuck about your straight person opinion

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[straight person voice] I BOUGHT A FUCKING RAINBOW PACKPACK TO SUPPORT YOU GUYS

oncemoreforluck:

drarna:

it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense

please follow your dream